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M.U.M.B.A.I
I got a 100 turns & 100 flips Nigga I'm from Mumbai
N u shud holla me a 'Kasaa Kai!' next time u pass by
I got a 100 turns & 100 flips Nigga I'm from Mumbai
N u shud holla me a 'Kasaa Kai!' next time u pass by
All dem niggaz livin here like der Chicken deep fried
N dey neva get tired coz its always time to ride
Traffic Rules are distrified & no longer desired
We got bikes wid open chains which can start on a wire
We're on fire,Fully dipped in octane
Let Churchgate Bang ,Let Kurla Bang !!
Ur homie 'Pranz' bringin out da Mumbai gospel
To every 'hood possible makin it hot as hell
Partyin with the gods you know but its ma 1st round
Mumbaities flyin high,up at the speed of sound
Tryin to catch the ears of niggaz who are runnin their mouths
I might get my nieghbourhood niggaz to run with ur spouse
I don't really understand what i'm talkin about
But we're hunters, we take pride wen Pakistanis get out
Leavin dem layed out & dead, its all in our sport(Cricket)
But i dont do dis shitt homie cuz i live near da airport !!
I got a 100 turns & 100 flips Nigga I'm from Mumbai
N u shud holla me a 'Kasaa Kai!' next time u pass by
I got a 100 turns & 100 flips Nigga I'm from Mumbai
N u shud holla me a 'Kasaa Kai!' next time u pass by
And you can tell the way i make da Paan spit, That I'm from Mumbai
n I dont talk any Gay shit, Yes, I'm from Mumbai
Nigga I can see ur open water hose
This ain't gud mannerz so stop blowin ur nose
It aint without us dat a movie goez hit
N if it suckz, u know even a stray Dog wont spit
I aint blabbin its the truth homie,
We got Da centre of da Film industry
Boomin 'Bollywood' wid a Capital 'B'
Its a True Story I'm jus givin u d the Flash back
Even Michael Jackson was eager to come back
U cook nasty ideas n we'll give u Tit-Fo-Tat
N wen u need us, u know wer da Team will be at
I got a 100 turns & 100 flips Nigga I'm from Mumbai
N u shud holla me a 'Kasaa Kai!' next time u pass by
I got a 100 turns & 100 flips Nigga I'm from Mumbai
N u shud holla me a 'Kasaa Kai!' next time u pass by
I swear it cant be mo sweeter, Mumbai Life is a bitch
Depending on how you treat her, you might get rich
No guarantee if you gonna die,Hell! you might get missed
Or maybe 2 or 3 months later,till da terrorist get pissed
Its only gutz dat'll get you long time
N almost da whole city now-a-dayz is gettin 2 b online
People got Wise,have got up & have woken,
And carry der luck like a caffeteria token
All d Roads filled up with Buses N Motorcycles
We got our Rajabai Tower,y dell hell v need n Eiffel ?
Just doin shit for nothin, n it aint disrespectful
N with dat Vadapav in ma hand, i cant scream 'Mera Pet full !!'
We got dem 'Dabbawallas', white shirt n white button
N dey even shocked up da brains of d 'Prince Of London'
Listen Baby we're not cocky,we're juz confident
So when u tell us 'We're Da Best', it's a compliment
I got a 100 turns & 100 flips Nigga I'm from Mumbai
N u shud holla me a 'Kasaa Kai!' next time u pass by
I got a 100 turns & 100 flips Nigga I'm from Mumbai
N u shud holla me a 'Kasaa Kai!' next time u pass by
Meri Shaan .......... Mumbai Meri Jaan !!!!!!!
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Da Link to Sink
The Bandra Worli Sea Link (BWSL),a 5.6 km long,126m tall,250 m wide,cable-stayed bridg e of pre-stressed concrete viaduct approaches linking Bandra & da western suburbs of Mumbai with Worli & Central Mumbai.A bogling Rs.1600 crore ($ 400 million approx.) project. India's one of a kind bridge & not to fuhget Re's favorite place.
This piece of structure took 10 long yrs to get itself standing on its own feet.Much hype was created by da media n da ppl wen it neared its completion."Mumbai's status will now improve" "Time wud be saved n blah-blah-blah".. Media maniacs hovered arnd the site day n nite like thirsty crows jus for any damn news.. ppl got there vehicles ready to roll over this bridgey baby as if this link wud take dem to washington instead of worli,their xcitement was obivious,its was kinda adventure like(jus bcoz of da media hype),for dem it was an enigineering marvel.. but for me (a civil enng.student who does not study actually) its was jus another passage route over a water body consisting of abutments,approaches&piers .. in short .. a bridge.. well its wasnt even that marvellous to hyped about so much.. cuz da tyme dey took make it was enuf to make 2 of it or make it really worthy of being hyped.. but as they say "Sarkari kaam.. jhol ka dusra naam".. it happened.. da day arrived,ribbon was cut off,cars were allowed to drive-thru,Ppl stuck der tongue out like dogs,numbly looking at every piece of structure.. No fuss cuz everybdy enjoyz "Fukkat ka maal".. hahah
dats wen da real deal came in.. jus 3 days after dey announced that charges wud be levied for goin on da bridge,everyone was like 'WTF !!' .. "wasnt it made for the ppl?" .. controversies came thru.da same media who once praised da link now started criticizing it.. but there was more than dey thought there was.. even da BEST buses has 2 pay-up if dey wanted to cross.. haha "Gayi Bhais paani me.. o shuid i say.. Gayi Bus paani me.. hahahha ... lmao!!"
Scam 2.. Cracks were observed at da foundations of the bridge n also on the road floors.. voices got raised again..Media wanted jus dat.. evry1 got themselves wondering that how cud this be, its a newly built bridge.. atleast let it complete a year n den it can fall off if it wants too.. a big crack was observed at a certain abutment near an approach.. doubts got more dense n sum of dem smelled a big jhol in all dis.. dey come out to investigate this n whom do dey catch??.. the designer Sheshadri Srinivasan .. wat does da designer has 2 do wid dat ??.. a designers job is jus 2 design it n rest is carried out by contractors.. y dont u catch dem??.. par yeh india hai mere bhai .. yaha kuch bhi ho sakta hai... nwayz..
Scam 3.. Evrything seemed back to normal as Scam 2 went out cold.. along wid the construction company HCC & the Maharashta State Road Development Corp.(MSRDC).. both adjusted each other n aal Izz Well.. but it wasnt well 4 long.. Jhol jyada chupta nahi mere dost.. Traffic Accumalation was increasing coz of the 'bottle-neck' entrance of the bridge.. Accident frequencies started rising again.. why ??.. coz the speed limit wasnt proper.. thank god dat they dint allow to use all the lanes .. den we wud had to call it "Bandra-Worli Death Link" .. haha.. sick joke :P..
this was the time dey shud have got hold of da designer .. but wher was the designer??.. as alwys no wer 2 be found.. n ask the Cm & da construction firm abt it.. dey'll say dey r workin on it ??
workin on wat u foolz ?? u gonna make another bridge to clear out da faults of da former one??.. abbey paisa kiska jata hai !!!.. ours.. n we have to pay up to use da bridge made from our money ??.. shittzz n De-Shittzz...
Controversies are part of life though.. but dey shud be dealt with to avoid trouble in the future.. but wat do we do .. we get onto fighting with each other over the subject dat whom shud be the bridge named after.. cool !!... after 2-3 years .. da bridge itself wud fall off to pieces.. n then dis matter wud be solved.. cuz dey'll have 4-5 pieces of the bridge n dey can name it wateva they want.. hell if i was dem i wud have named the Bridge afetr Re,Rajnikant,Mohanlal,Himes Bhai.. any damn geek.. wat gives ??.. we jus wanted a better route fo transportation .. dats all.. but i dont think we'll get it atleast in dis janam.. o till i bcome a Successful Civil Engg.
in Short.. Shawty u'll make an accident if yaa trust de government !!!.. Peace Yo !!
its a shitty topic n i dont wanna shitt more on it !! Go Home Ya'll..
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Da King's Favorites ............
Here are some da king's favorie things .........
- His favorite colors - red and black
- His favorite videos (of his) - Thriller and Smooth Criminal
- His favorite movies - Close Encounters of the Third Kind, Star Wars, E.T
- His favorite food - Mexican food
- His favorite number - Seven
- His favorite director - Steven Spielberg
- His favorite place on earth - Disneyland
- His favorite ride at Disneyland - Pirates of the Caribbean
- His favorite perfume - Opium
- His favorite drink - Orange Gatorade
- His favorite animated character - Pinocchio
- His favorite animal - Chimpanzees
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Walkin wid da moonwalker ............
U were the one who made me dance,i didn't have the guts to try..
People condoled me when u were gone,
They said "Bodies do but Legends don't die"
But still from inside , my heart inquired
"Why did u do it God ?? why did u take away the one i admired"
U said that when i want u.. i should call your name,
And you'll come back running & everything would be same
So now i scream & call u back,
Escape from the death of your cardiac attack
Break all bonds & just be free,
Come back again & create "History"
50 was the age not to be gone,
It was the age of moonwalking & screaming "Shamone"
Asking your poster with the curly hair,
Why did u leave us all in despair?
You sang for the people & the people sang back,
You didn't care if anyone was white or black.
you healed the world.. you made them pray,
You turned dark nights into a beautiful day
But now the days are gone.. And there are dark nights again
Pop doesn't have its King .. all it has is just pain
The whole world will be sobbing for u 24x7,
And god himself wont be sitting happy in heaven.
Been 3 days since you're gone.. but i can still hear people talking,
they say..
"You're just gone from earth ... But in Heaven .. Your still Moonwalkin'"
love u .. miss u MJ ... there wont be anyone like u .. never ever ..
± R.I.P МōōиWāLКΣŔ ±
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Moonwalker'z Memories .. R.I.P King of Pop
Michael Joseph Jackson ...." King of Pop " .. da guy passed away 2day mornin coz of cardiac arrest .. People across da whole world cried .. it was an unimagined incident .. Famous Celebrities die,ppl cry for a day o week o mnth n den fuhget it !! .. dey get back 2 der own bizness ..
n u'll think wat do i have to do wid it .. if u had askd me dis 5 yrz back ..i had nothin to do wid it .. MJ fo me at dat tyme was nothin but half male n half female kinda person .. which normal ppl consider abt him .. i too used to joke abt his feminine looks.. his crackpot crymes n his way of dancin..
Years passed i travelld frm region to region of Mumbai .. Frndz witnessd ma evolution frm a rowdy to a rapper..
Slowly n steadily i began 2 understand springs n sprockets of Intl. musik mainly Pop,Hip-hop etc..
Evn till i was unaware of da greatness of dis guy.. coz den i was just groovin on Boy bandz .. dat was da trend den.. goin forwrd ... fell in luv .. met kooler ppl.. but mainly wat i did den was i learnt how 2 dance.. guys n gals frm da gang den planned ma modification.. i learnt da kooler way 2 walk talk n rock.. hell !! i evn formed ma own dancing grp.. life was a Disco already.. one fine day ma gal insisted da i shud go Solo .. as in i shud do sum stuff of ma own.. i did nt get a damn thing.. she calld me up at her place on day.. sat dwn n explained 2 me wat she meant.. dis was da day wen i was officially introduced to da King of Pop .. frm his childhood in da Jackson 5 to him goin solo wid Billie Jean .. it started all der..
day by day .. week by week.. i grasped evrythin abt him.. copied his evry move but made a point to also add sum of ma own.. frequency of dancin evryday had increased by den which made go slim n loose all da fat..
In da follwin days more changes cud be seen da over pumpd body of mine went on 2 b more lean,n da lill curly n liil straight hair added up to da makeover.. ppl used to i luk like MJ frm a long distance.. frm dat moment der ...
I mad him ma dancing Godfather .. i was da only one in da grp wid da smoothest moonwalk .. was on cloud 9..
my Yo's !!! wer being replaced by da infamous "Awwww..." not to forget wid da fingers holdin ma middle .. lolzzz ... da sidewalked follwed in wid da moonwalk.. n now i was ma gang's official "MICHAEL JACKSON"..
just on my entrance in da classes .. Buddies wud scream "Awwwwww..." .. n i wud go "heyyyyyyyyyyy.. shumon"
Ahead wer da yrz of bad lukk, frm abs to flabs,turned in2 a fat head numbskull.. sittin fukkat at home..was totally swelled..
Den again der was sunrise on ma life n ma educational track was on again.. A year passed n den i was familiar wid collge n itz dogs.. der was de follwin year .. had a lill party at ma frndz bunglow as his folks wer out of stn.
jokes,follwd wid food was on.. den follwd sum musik, all rowdiness was fillin up.. evrybdy dancd n sat der asses dwn.. a ceratin dawg skrewd up wid a solo.. n i startd like a dadaji tell him 'beta aise nahi waise' .. sum1 got up n challenged me 'abbey tujhe ata hai to tu karke bata'.. usually i nevr xcept challnges but de MJ inside me
wanted 2 b alive again.. went on to de system,raised ma middle finger 2 dose dogs n turnd on full volume .. Its was 'Billie Jean'.. at 1st dey ridiculed me coz dey wer unknwn 2 dis form of dance, sumbdy murmured dat i'm scratching ma middle's .. da gruv built up .. dey slowly recgonized dat i was der daddy.. it was den i witnessd de rebirth ma dance soul .. was renamed as MJ again fo da 2nd tyme.. slowly da whole collge knew abt ma dance skills.. n i earnd respectz .. n at da collge fest it was high tyde n da collge dawgs insisted da i shud othr kick da ass of de fellas frm de othr branches n i did so .. things lyke dis follwed on.. danced on our ol' gang reunion n was flooded wid kisses frm mine n others ppl's gals.. even mom agreed dat i dance well.. it was all 2 MJ... nothin wud have been possible widout him.. n his indirect supprt 2 me..
but den the sudden accident wich i mentioned in ma last blog .. broke all ma dreams .. da pain wasnt lasting fo more dan a week but sumthin else was botherin me.. i taut dis is sum kinda sign dat sumthin real bad is gonna happen 2 me ... but i dint knw dat it'll be dis bad .. wid ma achin ankle i dragged maslf here n der... prayin to god to make evrythin fine..
2day's day seemed 2 be very fine.. paid a lill visit to ma computer programing classes .. caracked up hilarious jokes.. lit up evry1's mood n faces .. evrybdy was happi includin me .. i evn helpd dem out wid da recent online admissions .. n dats wen lighting struck me ... da news flickd on yahoo abt ma Godfather's death .. cudnt believe ma eyes ... so sms'd evry'1 i knew .. n dats wen dis mothrfuckin incident was confirmed .. m smiled shrinked instantly .... ma ma'am noticed it but i tried to smile n made her ignore it .. was filled wid a flood of tears inside cudnt hold it anymore .. i excused evrybdy sayin i need 2 go 2 da washroom urgently ... n dats wer i broke int2 a pool of tears.......... filled ma handkerchief in ma mouth to lower ma cryin sound.. n realised wer was i ..
tried 2 keep a smile on ma face but ma eyes said everythin .. evrybdy started 2 notice it ... i instantly caught an auto back home to get a last look at ma God.. was hungry frm da mornin but now ma hunger had died .. as i cud see his dead body being brought down frm the sheriff's chopper.. all dem news channels wer playin his biography n filled me again wid tears.. spilld a single tear drop .. n controlled ma emotions .. n frm dat instance made up a promise wid ma inner soul dat "I'll Nevr Dance Again Any more..."....
frm dat moment m sittin online ..till now at 11.45 in da nite ... watchin all his videos frm smooth criminal 2 Billie Jean ... Thriller 2 You rock ma world ....
He is de undisputed "King of Pop" ...... may his soul moonwalk in heaven ............. n keep on groovin der ......
just wish u cud complete our London Tour godfather n just wish i cud see u once again as i saw n shook hands wid u years back at Bal Thackeray's place in da 90's ............
i bow ma head wid due respect towards u ... always .........
end dis blog wid ur trademark scream for da last n final tyme ........... coz i was hit by .. i was knocked by .......
" A SMOOTH CRIMINAL ".........
"awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww ........................................."
~ ReSt In PeaCe GodFatHer ~
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A sprain in de Brain ...
Itz been months after my lill performance at da college fest dat i didnt dance... legs were jst dead walkin along striaght widout any twist n turns n widout slides n moonwalkz, life became hectic after dat,it was just me n mah books ...... frm collge to home n de other way round had been mah daily routine den .. i felt like ma body was swellin from inside .. it was like shitt turnin frm fit 2 fat,but i had 2 deal wid it.. had not mofu option left..
Den xamz got over once n for all.. i went ill fo a few dayz,den "Back 2 Gym again" rhythm began.. danced a lill dance here n there too.. life was smooth as shaven jaw.. lolzz ..
Dancin had alwyz been ma passion (or was it sumthin else ?? .. phuk it i dunno) .. but i liked it 2 da core of ma heart.. had taken a lotta perspiration n inspiration to shape it up.. i started groovin everyweri cud get a chance on da bike,under da shower,while brushin ma teeth n sum places n conditionz i cant discuss abt..
So linkin up 2 da 2nd Paragraph.. Life was smoothly goin on until yestrday.. had ma food.. had ma burpz n fartz, went out for a walk 2 digest ma consumed garbage,had ma dog in his leash on da other side of me,did sum night talkin on da fone wid ma gals n ma favorite RJ's .. enjoyed Late nite Radio.. n went back 2 ma hood.. Mom was stuck to repeat telecast of dem saas bhau serials, n i just sittin idle wid dem earfones on.. a certain idea struck me.. n i turned da radio off n started da muzik player.. played sum love songs .. peaced up ma heart.. had a lil dose of limp bizkit n old skool.. all of a sudden got up as if struck by lightining.. turned on full volume.. T-pain was on da list .. ma groove warmed up .. it was followed my jamaican muzik.. i caught pace.. da next South indian fast track pissed fuel in2 da fire.. i went hay wire.. Shaggy's Church Heathen follwed on.. i lost control, n den ma kitchen space turned into a disco theque, Da culprit was Michael Jackson.. Smooth Criminal, Blood on da dance floor,They dont really care abt us,Bad,U rock ma wrld followed on .. Den da tyme came.. it was Billie Jean .. a total turned in da King of Pop n started screamin inspite of it being 2.30 am in da nite.. da room was filled wid "Heyyy's & Awww's" .. i was not in dis dimension now,i was moonwalkin now.. had built up da atmosphere .. da end of da song was near & so was mine.. began ma final move, gave a big scream,didnt notice the apilled water on da marble floor.. time was left no more.. wid the right n left legs n motion,my sidewalkin began.. was slidin frm right 2 left, stepped on da spilled water n da damage was done.. ma awww tunred in2 a big aaaaaaawwwwwww ........... ma groove scream turned in2 a pain scream.. intense pain filled the room all of a sudden, its was all blank in frnt of me,all i cud do is grab on 2 da crockery's cupboard n try 2 pull maself up.. was succesful in hiding ma pain frm ma mom.. groanin n moanin went in ma room .......... packd wid pain just cudnt hold it back ...... twisted n wringed my ankle but in vain it just dint stop.. half n hour passed situation was da same.. folks taut i was asleep so dey dint bother 2 check in.. da whole nite i was half awake n half asleep (a mixd condition).. just cud doze off for an hour atmost .. got up at 6.30 to leave ma bro for his skool .. at den 2 i was hidin da pain .. came back locked maslf in da bathroom n plunged ma leg in a bucket filled with hot water .. it was burnin hot but nothin in comparsion 2 da sprain pain.. swinged in2 ma room n tried 2 get sum sleep.. 3 hrs later... dad went otu by den .. crawled 2 ma mom .. told her everything .. she first did sum scoldin n den looked if she cud do sumthin she pressd,wringd & twisted my ankle ... a lill relief by den ..a local sprain knowledged person was called by den .. reasons had been opend up..
dat guy warned me n ma mom (purposely) ... dat i shud neva twist n turn it again .. atleast fo a week ...... he said just fo a week ...........
but dunno fo wat reasn ................ i fear it might become a lifetime .......... !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Help me God !!!!!!!!!
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